1. I don’t have to clean the house — because half the stuff that belongs in the basement is in the living room … and the hall … and the kitchen … and my office … and my bedroom.
2. I don’t have to put up a Christmas tree or decorate the house — because all my Christmas decorations are in the SeaCan in the backyard.
3. I get to go to Rusty’s house for a fancy Christmas morning breakfast — because nobody is coming here.
4. I don’t have to purchase or cook a turkey ‘cuz we’ve been invited out for Christmas dinner.
5. I don’t have to do Christmas dinner dishes because Hubby’s brother and wife won’t let us.
This is gonna be a pretty cool yule!